Thursday, August 2, 2012
JGoon's Application Procedure:
1. Shake before use (the lotion, not your dork)
2. Put a small amount in your hand and rub over your balls and inner thigh. Think of the boundaries being your shaft and taint. Don't be afraid to get all up in there! At this stage, for some reason I make a funny face consisting of intense concentration and instant relief from the coolness of the application. If my wife catches me amidst this procedure, she makes fun of this face and will mimic my expression.
3. WASH YOUR HANDS YOU DIRTY ANIMAL!
4. At this point you want it to dry. I'll usually manually fan myself with my boxers or a towel, but if at all possible I will use my wife's hair dryer and set the fan for cool. Oh my lord, it's a mind scramble.
I've been using Fresh Balls for about a year or more and am happy to report I've had no more visits from the fungal fairy! The product is advertised as aluminum free and not tested on animals, so just like your balls, you can give your conscience a rest. A tube usually lasts me a couple of months. I do admit I still have to powder the doughnuts a few times after work, but remember I do live on the extreme side of hot & humid climate. Fresh Balls has definitely made it more tolerable for my nether regions to exist in this clammy netherworld.