Saturday, July 20, 2013

Flamin' Hot Frito Diarrhea For A Limited Time

I can't believe anyone actually eats this shit. 

This is also what it looks like as it exits your asshole.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Guns In The Sky

Happy Fourth Of July!!!  I hope you are enjoying the fireworks, as I will be indoors so I don't get a bullet in my head.  Forget Roman candles, the common practice here in South Florida is to unload your firearm into the sky.  A number of the Miami populace can't quite grasp the concept of gravity and that what goes up must come down.  It's gotten so bad that a few years back the Mayor of Miami had to enlist local rapper Pitbull (known for such hits as "Papi", "Dukey Love", "Miami Sh*t", "Full Of Shit", and "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)") to spread the word.  The campaign slogan of "One Bullet Kills The Party" is so Miami.  God forbid someone kills the party.