Saturday, September 21, 2013

Seasonal Happiness...

One of my favorite Pumpkin beers...and it doesn't hurt it's from one of my favorite breweries.  Just snatched one of the only two cases in North Miami.  I'm gonna suck up and shut up and dream of what Fall must be like in a place where the four seasons exist.  Its been 90-100 degrees here since last February.  I change my underwear twice a day on average.  I have a separate towel in the bathroom just to mop the sweat from my balls from when I have to be outside wading through Hell-midity.

Saturday, September 14, 2013

New Species of Jellyfish Identified in Miami Beach

 Along the beautiful new Flamingo boardwalk in picturesque Miami Beach the creature is found...

The creature is seen here swimming in it's natural habitat looking out towards beautiful downtown Miami.

Closer inspection of the gelatinous zooplankton reveals a reservoir tip most likely used for navigation.