Thursday, May 30, 2013

Sitting Down To Pee

Did you ever see the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David explains why he sits down to pee?  Well, I'm a follower of this philosophy and have been for a while.  Last weekend, I was in Milwaukee staying with my parents.  I woke up in the middle of the night and stumbled blindly down the hall into the bathroom.  The door was open and I slowly made my way fumbling for the toilet to take a much needed piss. It was completely dark and I was blind as a bat.  Half-asleep, I realized I was near the bowl and began to drop my droors and rotated for landing. That's when I sat on my Dad who was obviously two steps ahead of me.  I jumped up and we both screamed.  I started laughing and so did my Pops.  I ran down the hall to the other toilet and as I sat down and urinated, I couldn't stop laughing.  We had a nice chuckle the next morning over coffee and compared notes.  I found out that he lives by the same philosophy!  Good Times!!!

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Finally, A Kid I Can Relate To...

Playground at Flamingo Park, Miami Beach, FL

I'm amazed it was written in English.

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Tomahawked Scalp & Smeared Human Feces!

Found at the tourist nexus of Lincoln & Alton Rd.

Nothing like a lovely morning stroll in the wastelands of Miami Beach.  You never know what kind of revolting filth you're going to come across! 

Bon Voyage Sash & Keesh!!!  Aren't you gonna miss this Shithole?!?!