Thursday, May 30, 2013

Sitting Down To Pee

Did you ever see the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David explains why he sits down to pee?  Well, I'm a follower of this philosophy and have been for a while.  Last weekend, I was in Milwaukee staying with my parents.  I woke up in the middle of the night and stumbled blindly down the hall into the bathroom.  The door was open and I slowly made my way fumbling for the toilet to take a much needed piss. It was completely dark and I was blind as a bat.  Half-asleep, I realized I was near the bowl and began to drop my droors and rotated for landing. That's when I sat on my Dad who was obviously two steps ahead of me.  I jumped up and we both screamed.  I started laughing and so did my Pops.  I ran down the hall to the other toilet and as I sat down and urinated, I couldn't stop laughing.  We had a nice chuckle the next morning over coffee and compared notes.  I found out that he lives by the same philosophy!  Good Times!!!

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