Did you ever see the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David explains why he sits down to pee? Well, I'm a follower of this philosophy and have been for a while. Last weekend, I was in Milwaukee staying with my parents. I woke up in the middle of the night and stumbled blindly down the hall into the bathroom. The door was open and I slowly made my way fumbling for the toilet to take a much needed piss. It was completely dark and I was blind as a bat. Half-asleep, I realized I was near the bowl and began to drop my droors and rotated for landing. That's when I sat on my Dad who was obviously two steps ahead of me. I jumped up and we both screamed. I started laughing and so did my Pops. I ran down the hall to the other toilet and as I sat down and urinated, I couldn't stop laughing. We had a nice chuckle the next morning over coffee and compared notes. I found out that he lives by the same philosophy! Good Times!!!