I-SPY GAME (MIAMI BEACH EDITION)

I'm trying to teach my daughter to count.  We began counting cats, planes, squirrels, etc, but I needed to take her into the double digits so we had to take it to the next level.  The only thing really in abundance living in Miami Beach is trash.  Human and otherwise.  Game on!!!*

 

*Points based on frequency of average sightings

CLUB FLYERS  - 1 point

KETCHUP PACKETS - 1 point

McDONALD'S TRASH - 1 point

VEHICLE PASSING AT 90 MPH & NOT BEING PULLED OVER - 1 point

VEHICLE DISOBEYING PEDESTRIAN RIGHT OF WAY (AKA Almost Being Killed) -1 point

 

GETTING FLIPPED OFF BY VEHICLE THAT ALMOST KILLED YOU- 5 points

 DOG SHIT - 5 points

DOG SHIT IN BAGGIE YET NOT IN RECEPTACLE - 5 points

BROKEN SPRINKLER HEADS - 5 points

VEHICLE ILLEGALLY BLOCKING SIDEWALK/INTERSECTION - 5 points

VOMIT- 10 points

HALF-EATEN PIZZAS - 10 points

EMPTY BOOZE BOTTLES - 10 points

USED CONDOM WRAPPERS - 10 points

INEBRIATED PERSON STUMBLING DOWN SIDEWALK BEFORE NOON - 10 points 

BROKEN BOOZE BOTTLES -15 points

SCURRYING COCKROACHES - 15 points 

PEOPLE IN ACT OF LITTERING  - 15 points

BAKER ACTS - 20 points

BAKER ACTS YELLING "RUGMUNCHER!" -25 points

DISCARDED SYRINGES - 25 points

USED CONDOMS - 25 points

HUMAN SHIT - 25 points

DIRTY UNDERWEAR  - 25 points

PERSON PASSED OUT ON SIDEWALK/GRASS - 25 points

(ONE OR BOTH SHOES MISSING ADD 5 POINTS PER SHOE)

WIG OR WEAVE - 30 points

DISCARDED GAY PORN - 30 points

PEOPLE IN ACT OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE - 30 points

HEADLESS CHICKEN OR ROOSTER (SANTERIA SACRIFICE) - 50 points

HEADLESS GOAT (SANTERIA SACRIFICE) - 100 points

WITNESSING A HOMICIDE - 100 points