Saturday, January 26, 2013

Top 5 Reasons To Come To South Beach


Located on the ground level of the massive parking garage at 1111 Lincoln Rd on Lenox Ave, is the only real reason to come to South Beach.  One of the only enjoyable, laid back, casual dining experiences you'll ever have in this land of overpriced/underwhelming Latin-infused-name-your-ethnicity-food establishments.  It makes sense that something so good has been transplanted here, based on the original from NYC.  There are a lot of burger places springing up, but nothing makes me happier than Shake Shack.  People may argue Burger & Beer Joint is better, but the Shack is just a tastier burger, the portions are just perfect (as to not make you sick) and as opposed to B&B, a visit has never resulted in explosive diarrhea.  Every time I order, I ask them how business is doing.  Nobody here has good taste and I will be devastated if they leave Miami Beach before I do.  Without further ado, the only 5 reasons to come to South Beach...

1.  16 oz. ShackMeister Ale!!!

 This delicious amber ale from Brooklyn Brewery is exclusive to Shake Shack and arrives cold & sweaty in a plastic pint.  Suck up while you wait for your food buzzer to come alive.  It goes down easy...

2.  Double Shackburger!!!

100% all-natural Angus beef.  No hormones and no antibiotics ever.  They grind their proprietary Shack blend fresh daily.  Their burgers are cooked medium unless otherwise requested.  Topped with lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions and ShackSauce.  I love you...

3.  Cheese Fries!!!

 Topped with Shack Cheddar and American cheese sauce, these fries are crinkly tater pieces from Heaven.  Share with your mate or tell them to get their own.

4.  Another 16 oz. ShackMeister Ale!!!

Wash down all that goodness with another frosty one.  

5. ________________________

There is no 5.  The only reasons to come to South Beach are listed above.  Now get the Hell outta here before you are killed crossing the street, robbed with a sub-machine gun in your back, or die of skin cancer. 

1 comment:

  1. I have never feared for my life more as a pedestrian than I have during my tenure down here in South Beach. I think Total Wine could be #5. Target is a wash because they have those everywhere. Wanna go to Target this weekend?